No worries...

Shit happens. Deal with it. Keep your cool.

To hell with diet, let's just have wild sex!

Believe it or not, sex (when done properly) is the best way to lose a few pounds. It burns crazy amount of calories, not to mention putting your whole body through a broad range of movements, exercising all parts equally. It's a great cardiovascular exercise, it trains endurance and stamina, keeps your joints powerful and your body limber, builds up your strength (try carrying the weight of your partner throughout a session, even if that session lasted less than 5 minutes), and last but not least, it's fun and enjoyable (even addictive)!

Anyway, I basically ripped and translated this article (back to English) from the June 2004 edition of SOAP, which I'm damn sure must've ripped and translated it (to Indonesian) from a foreign publication, I forget which exactly, but I'm really positive I've read it before.

Still, I feel compelled to add this bit of advice: Be safe and responsible, rubberized yourself. And with that said, here goes...

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her consent....................................................12 cal
Without her consent..............................................187 cal

TAKING OFF HER BRA
Using 2 hands..........................................................8 cal
Using 1 hand..........................................................12 cal
Using your mouth....................................................85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
During erection.........................................................6 cal
Before erection.....................................................315 cal

FOREPLAY
Searching for her clitoris...........................................8 cal
Searching for her G-Spot.........................................92 cal

POSITIONS
Missionary...............................................................2 cal
69 horizontal............................................................8 cal
69 vertical............................................................112 cal
Trolley.................................................................216 cal
Doggy..................................................................326 cal
Italian chandelier...................................................912 cal

ORGASM
For real................................................................112 cal
Faking it..............................................................315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed........................................................18 cal
Jumping off the bed................................................36 cal
Finding out why she's jumping off the bed...............816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
16-19 years old......................................................12 cal
20-29 years old......................................................36 cal
30-39 years old....................................................108 cal
40-49 years old....................................................324 cal
50-59 years old....................................................972 cal
60-69 years old.................................................2.916 cal
70 years old and above.........................still undetermined

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
In your own relaxed pace.......................................32 cal
In a hurry.............................................................98 cal
With her husband knocking at the door................1218 cal
With your wife banging at the door......................3521 cal

Remember, boys and girls - Practice makes perfect. So why are you still here reading this? Go get some practice!

Distance = Speed x Time

I'm feeling somewhat mellow tonight.

Kinda hard to explain why, most probably 'coz it's just that time of the month. Or perhaps year. When all the celestial objects align themselves in that certain way and start pulling my mood this way and that.

And then again, I may be bullshitting my way through here.

Anyway, fitting my mood, I'm gonna talk -- well, write actually -- about the 2 opposing schools of belief in regards of separation. And no, I'm not talking about divorce or break up or anything heavy like that. Nope, the separation I meant here is more to the LDR kind.

Well, maybe I should've just said that this post is, in fact, about LDR. But again, then this will be a much shorter post, and that wouldn't do, right?

So, back to the topic, there are 2 schools of thought regarding separation.

The first believes that "absence makes the heart grow fonder". This opinion is mainly supported by the romantics, who believe that if you don't see your loved one for an extended period of time, the love between the two of you will keep growing, and growing, and growing, until it will finally burst out in a climactic moment when you two finally do get to meet.

The other school is the proponent of "out of sight, out of mind". The realists usually preach this, and this belief is not without its own merits, frankly. Logically speaking, when two persons are separated by a sizable distance and couldn't fully keep track of what the other is up to, well then, that leaves lots and lots of openings for things to go awry, doesn't it? Especially so if the separation we're talking about happened for an extended period of time.

Me? I'm a Gemini, so I get to be a bit of both.

While I agree that not seeing your loved one for a long time will indeed let something grow, I'm a bit skeptical if that something will be love. Yearnings, perhaps. Lust, very probable too. But in regards to love, I believe that it takes lots of nurturing to grow, physical contacts being one of the essential components to achieve that. A need that calling and skyping just can't fill. And I actually believe that a simple hug, when done properly and earnestly, can convey feelings that will go a long long way, perhaps even further than sex. 

Call me weird, but I'll stand my ground. 'Coz this came from firsthand experience.

Oh, and yes, I believe that distance and lack of supervision will make one susceptible to...errors. We're only human after all. In absence of one, we may unintentionally seek the warmth of a physical companion, especially in times of weakness and when lacking sobriety.

Well, that's my take, anyways.

You are, of course, fully entitled to yours.