There are 2 kinds of surprises: the good kind, and the bad kind. And remember kids, there's no such thing as a neutral surprise; because if it's neutral, then it definitely ain't surprising.
Now, a decent example of a good surprise would be getting sex when you least expected it.
An example of a bad surprise would be getting sex when you least expected it, in prison.
See how thin the lines separating them can be?
So here's a reminder not to use the term "surprise me" lightly, 'coz you may not like what you're gonna end up with.
Like when I was asked what do I want for my anniversary present, since I was kinda caught off-guard, I said to wifey, "Surprise me."
And boy, a lot can sure happen in a period of one week, 'coz suddenly the budget that had been set aside to buy my present got downsized considerably in a family emergency.
Surprise!
So technically, I got what I asked for, even though it's not quite the way how I picture it is gonna be...
But as a consolation prize, I'm getting a water heater with what's left of the budget. Although now I'm not really sure if it's actually a present for me, or for her, so that she doesn't have to boil hot water for my bath every morning anymore. :p
Well, whatever it is, at least it's something that's gonna get our bodies warm.
And wet. ;)
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